pizza: fishy-the-fish: canadianslut: ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller I’m a girl… see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl
When the bell rings at the end of class
sodamnrelatable: You’re like But then the teacher is like
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
theflawsofperfection: There’s nothing wrong with teen pregnancy. What’s wrong is teenage girls who get pregnant to claim the benefits, who have no way of supporting a child, will use the child as a weapon against the father and care more about their hair and makeup than the condition that their children are living in.
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world....– Woody Allen On Procreation, Sunday Times 2011 (via petrichour)
If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who...– Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via petrichour)
fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
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harrysgettinhead: “you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night” no actually people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day i said god damn
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poopflow: at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face