May 2013
pizza:
fishy-the-fish:
canadianslut:
ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller
I’m a girl…
see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl
When the bell rings at the end of class
sodamnrelatable:
You’re like
But then the teacher is like
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
theflawsofperfection:
There’s nothing wrong with teen pregnancy. What’s wrong is teenage girls who get pregnant to claim the benefits, who have no way of supporting a child, will use the child as a weapon against the father and care more about their hair and makeup than the condition that their children are living in.
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
“I never thought I was doing anyone a favour by bringing children into the world....”
– Woody Allen On Procreation, Sunday Times 2011 (via petrichour)
“If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who...”
– Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via petrichour)
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
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harrysgettinhead:
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”
no
actually
people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
i said god damn
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't...
lovemehluke:
high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages
poopflow:
at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face
